Caveat
If you find any content to be bigoted, politically incorrect and / or offensive in any manner at any point in time, please exit this blog
IMMEDIATELY
. Subsequently,
ERASE
any memory of what you have read, seen, inferred etcetera.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
For all those who are still befuddled by my previous post, I would take this opportunity to clear the air. The previous post is simply for illustration purposes and somewhat of a prologue to the topic today. After the clarifications, I shall now cut to the crux of today's blog post.
Strife, conflict and attrition has always been perennial throughout history. Ostensibly, it is the aggression inherent in humans that leads to all these. After the innumerable conquests of Alexander the Great from the days of yore, the Great War, the Cold War and the ongoing war on terrorism, human beings, ironically, abhor the notion of another war. Unfortunately, pursuant to Murphy's Law, another war is inevitable. In an epoch of seamless connectivity, the quintessential
war has been redefined. It has taken on a different platform: the Internet. Yes, many of you may have guessed it. The
war I am insinuating is none other than the Blog War.
From time immemorial, the first instance of provocation was from a certain (probably North) Korean who was derided for his immature behaviour. Being a typical (North) Korean, he just could not take it lying down. He decided to come up wtih his own witty rhetoric, which was somewhere along the lines of
lying through your teeth or
fucking through your teeth or both at the same time. After that, there was another similar case of a Chinese immigrant being vituperated for his wet uniform fetish. Of course, there were memorable quotes from this ruckus too, such as
Pee on the ground and look at your own reflection. You will see your mum waking you up for fun and teaching you how to spell the word 'theirs'. Stated above are merely the appetisers as more rivalries ensue in time to come. From the vantage point of an outsider, the war seems to be escalating and it is only wise to not bother myself with any sort of diplomatic intervention. Someone, a Malaysian in fact, attempted to meddle in their affairs and got silenced partly due to his nosiness and mainly due to his nationality. Therefore, the matter is best resolved at the involved parties' own discretion.
To conclude, I would like to end this post with a quote,' Fighting is for kids.'
. PEACE.
12:45 AM