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News hot off the court, my beloved team has been ousted after a disappointing performance at the Nationals. They have been a ghost of their former selves in the recent few matches, scraping past teams and even getting totally outclasssed by a astronomical (yes, it is that severe in our context) number of points. The inclement and ultimate blow came today when NT beat PH to play us out. I felt a tinge of sadness come over me for a split second but did not experience the vicarious grief of a legacy's demise. Anyway, I take tremendous pride of being once part of a legend, albeit a diminutive part. To my teammates, please do not dwell on the defeat. Instead, focus on the illuminated path ahead.

Fortunately, I can seek solace in reading Jeffrey Archer's Not A Penny More, Not A Penny Less while munching on marshmallows dipped in milk chocolate, bee honey and sugar icing.